excellent in winter or summer as a base for Port and coke

Port is port. Nobody is going to tell me ‘we’ can’t use that name. Just because we don’t speak their lingo, yadda yadda. Wotamobbasooks those other mob are. I got this stuff (PORT) for my PORT keg as she was running a bit dry and dusty. If you don’t keep the wood wet, the keg’ll kark it. Don’t want that to happen, so I got myself 4 litres of old favourite to top her up. Yes folk, it’s a 20 litre PORT keg, containing just a few headaches. Can you imagine having to be so PC as not to upset those sooks and call it a ‘Tawny’ keg. Goodonya.