Ok Mr. Bond, we get it – you know your stuff.
You’re all about a good time, but like to take things slow. You love romance in all forms, especially intimate nights in, soft crooning music and a few tealight candles. BADBADNOTGOOD isn’t just on your playlist… it’s a shoo-in for this year’s Spotify Wrapped.
Oh! Loves a cheeky marg.
You’re a summer person through and through – bubbly, zesty, and maybe even a little spicy. If it’s not your sunny disposition, it’s your banter. You’re known for being filled to the brim with embarrassing stories about your friends on Contiki (Croatia 2019, never forget x).
Your ideal first date is definitely a beachside bar – one with water views, salted rims and mega vibes.
You’re dark and mysterious – giving off the cool alt person at every house party.
When you go out, you seem to know everyone – like, even the seccies – and you’re always saying “yeah I know someone who does that”. You’ve got 800 unread Tinder messages but only speak to the same four people.
A first date with you involves an arty bar or esoteric restaurant where the bartender is your mate from uni (obvs).
Woah. Woah. Woah. Who asked for the sommelier?
You’re one smart cookie. You’re not just into alcohol; you’re all about it. The story, the flavour, the process – even the sound of the drink. Ok, maybe that’s a stretch, but you’re serious about it.
You can talk for hours on niche topics like some kind of hyper-focused FYP. Dinner with you is a blast and the convo is dripping with weird facts (but like, actually interesting ones). Because you’re so charismatic, your dates are always up for round two.
Oh, you’re a quirky one.
You’re easily tempted with a good time, but just as happy curled up in bed watching re-runs of Kath and Kim. (I mean let’s face it, who wouldn’t be?) You know how to have fun and absolutely FROTH a brunch sesh with your mates.
A first date with you could literally be anywhere. It’ll be laidback, chill and effortless… just like your white linen matching set.
Oh, you like seltzers? Name every seltzer then.
Nah kidding, but that’s definitely a joke you’d make on a first date. You’re usually dressed head-to-toe like you just came from a festival, or you’re going to see Fred Again at a warehouse.
A first date with you would be a picnic or stroll through an indie art gallery, followed by cheap eats that absolutely SLAP after a couple of - you guessed it - seltzies.
You’re a deadset legend.