Right off the bat, this one took us by surprise. Ya know, the little umbrella and all?
I mean, we know Jen loves a little theatre and isn’t known for her subtlety – have you seen those red carpet moments?? And when you think about it, the bold flavours, the fruity after-taste and the absolute LOOKS you can serve while holding a Piña Colada, it actually makes sense.
Look, this one’s on-brand.
Ms. Neutral Colour Palette is obvs frothing something that matches her house (have you seen her palace?) When she wants to kick up her ridiculously exxy Yeezys sneakers after a long day of being Kim, this is her drink.
Benny… pop off!
The slight bitterness from the Aperol, mixed with the crispness of the bubbles makes this drink summer in a cup (the perfect remedy for dreary London weather). We picture him by a pool in Mallorca, sippin away and saying “oh that’s absolutely delightful”.
T Swift must be in a never-ending hot girl summer if she’s slinging diet cokes and vodka on the reg. It’s giving “I’ll come out for a few, but also need to write another chart-topping album in the AM…” and we love that for her.
Oh Keanu, we’re not surprised. Smoky, mysterious, complex… and we haven’t even started describing the drink. He keeps it cool – no need for anything too extra. Just that beautiful brown liquid and a fat ass ice cube.




