Passionfruit vodka. We didn't exactly push the boundaries of culinary gastronomy to get this one across the line. In fact, we stole the recipe directly from the vaults of questionable 90s flavour trends. But it's what we did next that counts. Using a proprietary combination of "very fancy machine" and "very expensive flavour", we turned this notorious lunchbox liquid, into a sublime experience fit for few people who didn’t murder all their tastebuds at Sizzler. An elevated and refined tropical wonder that bridges the gap between your hopeful, optimistic youth the life you ended up with. As Marcus Aurelius never said, “You can't spell Passionfruit without 'passion'. But you also can't spell it without 'pass' me another one.” It’s a dumb line for smart people who like dumb drinks. It’s for you boo, put it in your mouth x